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telapathetic:

thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

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fandomhopper:

i am really upset that i cant imagine colors that dont exist

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hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

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australianpikachu:


australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*
babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic
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